*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
No side effects? That fucking thing is ITS OWN negative side effect.
Oh, you want Dean Winchester? Good luck wrangling Mr. Macho-alcoholic-with-daddy-issues.
How about Spike from Buffy? You know, the gleeful mass murderer?
Sherlock Holmes— he’s… oh, he self-identifies as a sociopath. And doesn’t grasp basic social mores. Good luck cleaning up after his mess.
John! John Watson. He’s safe, right? He can wrangle Sherlock or pay attention to you. Pick one.
Okay, how about the Doctor? That’s a good— oh shit, is that an alien invasion?
In a rush of excited nostalgia, I would immediately bring Jinzouningen Juunanagou into this world.
You don’t want that.
I can’t control that.
We would all die.
This button is the devil.
…think I could handle bringing Vash the Stampede here. SO long as it’s from the end of the manga so he doesn’t have to worry about his brother brutally murdering all his friends when he’s not there to protect them.
Yeah that sounds good.