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I need to wake Mom up so she doesn’t miss the morning session of the college placement exam but

it’s really nerve wracking.

I’m not supposed to be responsible for her, it’s supposed to be the other way around!  Also she’s really grumpy in the morning.

I guess I’ll give it another ten minutes and then go metaphorically poke at her.

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khamsin:

our-savior-the-glow-cloud:

turntechdave:

spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

10/10 still love this stupid song and will do the moves to it

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’M GONNA EAT FELIX AND LOCUS AND WHOEVER CONTROL IS.

EAT THEM WHOLE.

DON’T FUCK WITH THE REDS AND BLUES AND DON’T MAKE THE LIEUTENANTS SAD!

EAAAAAAAAT YOUUUUUUUUU.

lunar-lavender:

cognitivedissonance:

"The Satanic Temple set up a website where women seeking an abortion can print out a letter for her healthcare provider explaining why she is exempt from informed consent mandates.

The letter reads that ‘[a]ll women who share our deeply held belief that their personal choices should be made with access to the best available information, undiluted by biased or false information, are free to seek protection with this exemption whether they are members of the Satanic Temple or not.’”

YES.

This is outstanding.

fantomeheart:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

New fav post because of the comments!

milesluna:

co-china:

Hey look it’s RvB season 12

Oh my god yes.

milesluna:

co-china:

Hey look it’s RvB season 12

Oh my god yes.

Rimworld, why?!?

SO, I love Rimworld.  I’m shit at it on normal mode (so many failed colonies) so I thought I’d try the nice AI storyteller that just wants to relax.

Well, I was doing well up until just a few minutes ago when the douche decided she’d like it if all the squirrels on the fucking planet went fucking mad and attacked my colonists.

My entire colony, which was working it’s way towards a ship, has been taking down by a horde of mad fucking squirrels.

fucking horde of mad squirrels.

why.

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ryosei-hime:

none shall pass

LOL

airyairyquitecontrary:

dahaebaik:

i decided to color these sketches i did awhile back.

Sailor Scouts 2.0

I like Ami’s little Megaman boots.