Tim Burton tree of the internet

23devil:

ultrafacts:

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marriage is fucked up

cinnamon-no:


Church! You’re- you’re so small. 
…I would like to feed you a small cracker.

(dedicated to shlara since she wanted me to make it)
(also hi-res looks better)

cinnamon-no:

Church! You’re- you’re so small

…I would like to feed you a small cracker.

(dedicated to shlara since she wanted me to make it)

(also hi-res looks better)

chidorgy:

sai yes

chidorgy:

sai yes

nothingeverlost:

veggieblt:

tin-pan-ali:

papa-scotch:

dextrahoffman:

The Badpiper Thunderstruck (by jackiejet100)

That crowd is so not worthy of this greatness.

HOLY SHIT. FIFTEEN SECONDS IN, IT HAPPENS!

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IS THAT THING SHOOTING FIRE!?!?!??!

I love that someone looked at bagpipes and thought ‘this could use a little more fire.’

noravalkerie:

I’m in Arl Howe’s mansion and I stumble on this guy

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Hey there bud

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How are you doing bud?

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Rough night?

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You sure you’re okay?

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Please stop kicking the wall with your head

space-bridge-to-nowhere:

jeremiahthecreepyqueerreaper:

how the minibots fight taller bots

batarangkisses:

voyboyfanclub:

voyboyfanclub:

"Creepshot" Photos Are Now Legal in Texas

A Texas state law prohibiting people from taking photographs “with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person” if the person being photographed does not consent is unconstitutional, according to the state’s highest criminal court. Under this decision, so-called “creepshot” photos, where men often take photos of unconsenting women that they encounter on the street, are legal in Texas.

[thinkprogress]
sooo this is disgusting

dont ignore this
this is important and a huge step backwards

one time I was in law class and I was talking about how twisted some of the laws in America are and then my teacher stopped me very quickly and said “most of that is Texas, Texas is a whole different universe. It feels like a dystopia novel but unfortunately it’s real” 

This is such a wonderful thing to see the day before I go to a con.

batarangkisses:

voyboyfanclub:

voyboyfanclub:

"Creepshot" Photos Are Now Legal in Texas

A Texas state law prohibiting people from taking photographs “with the intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person” if the person being photographed does not consent is unconstitutional, according to the state’s highest criminal court. Under this decision, so-called “creepshot” photos, where men often take photos of unconsenting women that they encounter on the street, are legal in Texas.

[thinkprogress]

sooo this is disgusting

dont ignore this

this is important and a huge step backwards

one time I was in law class and I was talking about how twisted some of the laws in America are and then my teacher stopped me very quickly and said “most of that is Texas, Texas is a whole different universe. It feels like a dystopia novel but unfortunately it’s real” 

This is such a wonderful thing to see the day before I go to a con.

goliathelisashippers:

gregxb:

mojo120:

mistress-negs:

So I thought someone at /co was pulling my leg until I checked the actual con schedule. THIS IS REAL. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

"If Goliath was having sex with Elisa and came at the exact moment the sun rose, would his erupting cum turn to stone and destroy her internal organs?"

brb dying

HAHAHHAAAHAHAHA O MY GOD GREG!!!!! I don’t know if I should be amazed that he puts this much thought into everything or think he’s just fucking bonkers. I mean Gargoyles is a universe he built from the ground up so I guess he felt like developing EVERYTHING in it but man, Greg.

Also from the same thread, the YJ and W.I.T.C.H. stuff for those interested (sadly i can’t find anything on Spectacular Spider-Man in this person’s write up)

Young Justice:

>Artemis lost her virginity at a young age (12-14), but was smart enough to always use condoms.

>Dick Greyson is a perfect gentleman who loves sex. He keeps a strong friendship with his many, many ex-GFs.

>Contrary to a certain song by the Birds of Prey, the Flashes “go and go and go.”

>Megan and Superboy experimented with a number of different superheroines for him to fuck, not just Black Canary. 

>In addition to the TV series that Megan watched to learn human interaction from, she also watched a great deal of porn. Occasionally, she would shift into one of the porn stars from these “instructional videos” to amuse Superboy. 

W.I.T.C.H.

>Greg confirmed that all five of the W.I.T.C.H. protagonists were still virgins by the end of season two and confirmed the existence of a lesbian couple in the show. However, I missed the names and I’ve never watched the show. I think he might have been talking about Narissa and Cassidy, but I can’t 100% confirm that.

I guarantee you that the DCAU and A:TLA guys all have notes on this sort of thing.

And yes, I was in the room, it was Nerissa and Cassidy. Also, Irma is a lesbian.

Reblogging like a madwoman for the Goliath/Elisa parts O_O

and every other part for that matter!!!

Man, Demona/Macbeth sex… Must have been absolutely mind-blowing! How come he didn’t notice anything?!

clpteens:

when your mental vision doesn’t match up with the writer’s intention…

kumagawa:

this is the strongest vine I ever seen