Tim Burton tree of the internet
ryosei-hime:

thief-in-the-dark:

sirskullreed:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!
No side effects? That fucking thing is ITS OWN negative side effect.
Oh, you want Dean Winchester? Good luck wrangling Mr. Macho-alcoholic-with-daddy-issues.
How about Spike from Buffy? You know, the gleeful mass murderer?
Sherlock Holmes— he’s… oh, he self-identifies as a sociopath. And doesn’t grasp basic social mores. Good luck cleaning up after his mess.
John! John Watson. He’s safe, right? He can wrangle Sherlock or pay attention to you. Pick one.
Okay, how about the Doctor? That’s a good— oh shit, is that an alien invasion? 

In a rush of excited nostalgia, I would immediately bring Jinzouningen Juunanagou into this world.
You don’t want that.
I can’t control that.
We would all die.
This button is the devil.

…think I could handle bringing Vash the Stampede here.  SO long as it’s from the end of the manga so he doesn’t have to worry about his brother brutally murdering all his friends when he’s not there to protect them.

Yeah.

Yeah that sounds good.

ryosei-hime:

thief-in-the-dark:

sirskullreed:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

Finally, A BUTTON WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

No side effects? That fucking thing is ITS OWN negative side effect.

Oh, you want Dean Winchester? Good luck wrangling Mr. Macho-alcoholic-with-daddy-issues.

How about Spike from Buffy? You know, the gleeful mass murderer?

Sherlock Holmes— he’s… oh, he self-identifies as a sociopath. And doesn’t grasp basic social mores. Good luck cleaning up after his mess.

John! John Watson. He’s safe, right? He can wrangle Sherlock or pay attention to you. Pick one.

Okay, how about the Doctor? That’s a good— oh shit, is that an alien invasion? 

In a rush of excited nostalgia, I would immediately bring Jinzouningen Juunanagou into this world.

You don’t want that.

I can’t control that.

We would all die.

This button is the devil.

…think I could handle bringing Vash the Stampede here.  SO long as it’s from the end of the manga so he doesn’t have to worry about his brother brutally murdering all his friends when he’s not there to protect them.

Yeah.

Yeah that sounds good.

hello-im-scott:

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"Oh whatever you’re totally Hawkeye!"

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"Comic book Hawkeye or movie Hawkeye?"

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"MOVIE Hawkeye."

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"You fuck yourself!"

a-daks:

Tex no

a-daks:

Tex no

heartscale:

i can’t believe quizilla is shutting down… now how am i supposed to find out what anime elemental girl i am or who my yu-gi-oh boyfriend is

a fnaf au where the animatronics are actually real animals so its like two really threatening things like a huge ass bear and a fuckin wolf, then you just have a bunny rabit and a chicken.

rebornica:

oh my god foxy is a fox tho, so that means the only really threatening thing is freddy

like

then bAM

outofcontextdnd:

"The good news is, there’s still a body in the woods. The bad news is, there’s still a body in the woods."

(A horror game wherein sometimes dead things weren’t dead the next day…)

starscreamsswayinghips:

anotheramazedperson:

Crosshairs no

Crosshairs YES.

starscreamsswayinghips:

anotheramazedperson:

Crosshairs no

Crosshairs YES.

outofcontextdnd:

Our fighter when confronting a Kobold: *yells in Gaelic* “You are washing machine!”

Our DM: “The Kobold is now slightly confused, given that washing machines have not been invented yet.

thief-in-the-dark:

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

That happened to my sims, too.
Turns out you can seduce the Grim Reaper into letting your dying sim live.
Hopefully the Reaper’s a bit more satisfying in bed. 

thief-in-the-dark:

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

That happened to my sims, too.

Turns out you can seduce the Grim Reaper into letting your dying sim live.

Hopefully the Reaper’s a bit more satisfying in bed.